Naruto Shippuuden Not Gon’ Cry 339 Episode Review

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I will admit.. I cried in this episode. I don’t care what you think about me but this episode touched me in places I didn’t even knew I had. Things look grim for the Kages. They are getting their butts handed to them. I mean they are no match for the beast called Madara. Then add the events in the cave with the only man crush I ever had (no homo). Is about to release the very jutsu that gave him a second chance at life. So lets dig in this mighty fine ramen.

Kages Assemble! Our last stand!
Kages Assemble! Our last stand!
Oh really. This will be amusing.
Oh really. This will be amusing.
What the Frak!!! Yall think this is a game!!!
What the Frak!!! Yall think this is a game!!!
Now I got to go Super Sayian on yall. Check my hair swag!!!!
Now I got to go Super Sayian on yall. Check my hair swag!!!!

I am telling you watching this fight was just priceless. This dude name Madara is just killing it. Only one man can match his level and that is the first hokage. God knows the insane amount of power the first got cause just watching this episode is showing me that true strength and power can be measured. Right now the scale is telling me the Kages are mere children compared to Madara. Epic.

OMG...I am so dead...
OMG…I am so dead…
Wait for it...not done yet
Wait for it…not done yet
The expression on their faces. Priceless.
The expression on their faces. Priceless.
Now. Times like this you wish you had taken the blue pill and stayed in the matrix.
Now. Times like this you wish you had taken the blue pill and stayed in the matrix.

So like a saturday morning cartoon you can imagine hearing the moderator saying to the little kids watching. “Will the Kages survive the onslaught?” “Will Gaara get laid before he dies?” Stay tuned! LOL I was like this got to be a joke. All this time this man was just messing with them. How much power does Madara really have.

Ah well lets leave those guys for a while and step the tone down. We have a very touching moment in the narutoverse right now. One of the baddest ninjas to ever lived is saying his good byes. What a moment. While Sasuke is talking his usual garbage of hate and revenge Itachi as usual handling his business. Just before he release the reanimation jutsu he finally told his little brother the truth. That’s right folks. He finally dropped the truth bomb on him.

Finally the reanimation Jutsu is undone.
Finally the reanimation Jutsu is undone.
Sasuke got a front row seat to the truth. To be honest it moved me...
Sasuke got a front row seat to the truth. To be honest it moved me…
The scene with the parents just was to much for me. They embraced death like it was reading a book and just turned the page.
The scene with the parents just was to much for me. They embraced death like it was reading a book and just turned the page.
You cried...Don't worry I cried with you Itachi..
You cried…Don’t worry I cried with you Itachi..

So by releasing the reanimation jutsu Mr. Madara and the rest of the zombies are now being set free. So you know Obito pissed now. So once again the war has been shifted in favor to the Allied Ninja Force. Which also means that the Kages just got a break cause we know Madara was going bus driver uppercut dem fools. Real Talk. Dem was dead. I would of pooped bricks in my pants if I was them.

Hmm I see the caster screwed up. Well let me pull a rabbit out of my sleeves.
Hmm I see the caster screwed up. Well let me pull a rabbit out of my sleeves.

This episode rocked. I loved every inch of it. If I could frame this episode and put it on a shelf I would. Instead it will sit on my hard drive and be watched over and over again. Especially when other naruto fans come over and marvel at the sheer amount of episodes I have. I am really excited to see what Madara will do now. I have a feeling he will release himself from the reanimation Jutsu and become human again. Cause I know he won’t leave just yet. He having to much fun. Also he doesn’t seem like the kind of guy to not know how to escape such a jutsu. If you have been on the fence about catching up with Naruto the time is now. It more juicy now. Like hot gossip and you want to talk about it over and over. Till the next episode stay frosty!!

Sasuke. Stop being a douche bag. BYE.
Sasuke. Stop being a douche bag. BYE.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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