Naruto Shippuuden 335 Cry Me A River Review

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This is what grind my gears. No episode last thursday. Come back today just to sit down and listen to these man to talk. I felt like I was in a group therapy session.

So we begin the episode with the usual banter. I thought in this episode they was going to throw down. Was I wrong. these fools just stood there talking. Kabuto just vomited how great he is and trying to get Sasuke to join him against his brother. That was his plan. To get him to go against his brother that he supposedly killed which we all know Itachi laid down his life from an illness. interesting enough while both parties was having a Dr. Phil moment we got to see some kind of reason for Sasuke to be angry about the Hidden Leaf.

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Leh me go mehson!!! Gonna kill you Dr. Phil!!

I still think it is a dumb reason. Even after his brother literally told him why he did what he did. He still feel it was the Hidden Leaf that warrant the hatred. I guess when you are stubborn and need a reason to be mad all the time. So anyway the episode took a another left towards Kabuto. Yes we saw his childhood. We see how being a spy can take away your identity. Not like we care right now! Cause all we want to see is the eyes vs the dragon. Seriously I don’t really want to know the past history of Kabuto. We get it. He had no childhood. He was robbed of his youth. Blah Blah Blah. Cry me a river. Let us just get back to the matter at hand. We are in a cave. Fight to the death.

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Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!….yuck..IT is just glasses!! geez…

So not much here folks. The only thing I got form this episode was that there is another type of jutsu used by the Uchiha. It is called Izanami. We all remember Izanagi right…

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Izanagi is a genjutsu that is cast on the user instead of others and is the most powerful amongst this type of genjutsu.When activated, the caster removes the boundaries between reality and illusion within their personal space. To a degree this allows the user to control their state of existence, but it is normally only active for the briefest of moments *naruto wiki*

We should remember that epic fight with Danzo and Sasuke. That was what he used in that fight but lost to once again basic ninjutsu skills. That is what happens when you base your skill on your power and not your ability to think wisely. So back to Izanami..

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Izanami is one of the ultimate dōjutsu of the Uchiha clan. It is a genjutsu which affects the target through physical sensations shared between them and the user. Like its counterpart, in exchange for the temporary ability that it grants the user, the Sharingan with which Izanami is cast is rendered blind and loses its light forever. According to Itachi, this technique and Izanagi form a pair, but unlike the latter, which is a technique capable of altering destiny, Izanami is instead one that “decides” it.

Now if you ask me what that means it sounds like you are stuck in a loop of pain shared between you and the user. After using it you go blind. Now that is some freaky jutsu. I bet you my bottom dollar Itachi done did it. The man so bad he probably did it as he walk in the cave. I know I am giving him more credit than he deserve but while these man talking Itachi checking out the scene. Done put a plan together. So don’t get to excited next week. We have a flashback episode. The star of that episode will be Kabuto. Yes an episode dedicated to the man who secretly had a man crush with Orochimaru. Yes I said it. We all know this man probably had tons of wet dreams of him in his arms with those snakes wrapped around him. Naruto why you hate me so much!! Haven’t I been faithful!! Show me some action!! Look like a crack head I need a fix. Gimmie something that will make me want to watch the next episode. Don’t tell me I am coming back to see this man back story. I DON’T CARE FOR HIM!! Anyway see you guys next week. I can’t wait…

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Next episode. Why I wear Glasses still even though I am a snake and see with my tongue.