Naruto Shippuuden 311 Epic Review

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This episode was a pre run to the movie Road to Ninja. I won’t lie this was an awesome episode. No I did not forget the last two episodes.

An Honorable way to die...again
An Honourable way to die…again

I can sum those two episodes in two words. “No Regrets”. Just like that I gave you the idea of those two very meaningless episodes. They did nothing for me other than show me how touching and deep the narutoverse can be. Samurai who had enough will power to release his own self. No need for a sealing team. Just knowing is all he needed to be “set free”. Yes a shed a man tear.

Yall act like you never thought about it...
Yall act like you never thought about it…

So on to the main reason I loved this episode. The reason that I found myself thinking “Naruto Porn”. Why must they make me suffer! Why don’t Naruto just give up on Sakura and go to Hinata. She loves him, She has BIGGER BOOBS than Sakura. I mean they were floating uncontrollably. I am getting ahead of myself. Let me start at the beginning.

We have Naruto on vacation. Yeah I know even ninjas need some time to relax. So what do you think Naruto does when He eats some premium ramen. So instead of him just eating it he decided to make 2 shadow clones and play cards with himself. Winner gets to eat it. I wish I could do that. You know to play with myself. Hmmm that came out wrong. So Rock Lee was told to inform Naruto of a message. While standing by the window he realized how bored he was. So analysing that everyone was going to the bath house he announced in the goofy fashion we all know and love to meet at the bath house together. Inviting Naruto being the original intent of course.

Yes Hinata show Sakura what time it is!
Yes Hinata show Sakura what time it is!
Ok...but please don't laugh..
Ok…but please don’t laugh..
BAM! Yeah that's right! I got those Porn Star Boobs!! They all natural! Ripe and ready for Naruto!!
BAM! Yeah that’s right! I got those Porn Star Boobs!! They all natural! Ripe and ready for Naruto!!

I mean the look and Sakura face alone just had me rolling. I hope Naruto and Hinata hook up. If the writer for Naruto have any sense of love in his heart he would allow us to see them together. I don’t care about Sasuke and whatever weird relationship him and Naruto may have. As long as he do Hinata right. That is all. I mean letting all that sweet school girl loving to waste. I know I sound like a total perv.

There is a large "larva" at your groin.. I mean really. Geezzz..
There is a large “larva” at your groin.. I mean really. Geezzz..

The puns didn’t stop there. Shino seem to have a very large “larva”. Sometimes the look speaks for itself. All in all this episode gave us a nice side bar to the series. We all know that creating such deep characters take work and talent. If they only showed main arc episodes we would never be able to understand the characters like how we do now. To imagine Naruto was despised and looked down upon. Now he has friends and a village that calls him a hero. I wonder if the writers saw how this would turn out. I am sorry for the late review but sometimes life happens!! So til the next episode stay frosty!!!

Please my fellow comrades! Rock Lee is not a pervert!
Please my fellow comrades! Rock Lee is not a pervert!
Not only does Hinata have bigger breast than mines but now everyone knows I have small breasts!!!
Not only does Hinata have bigger breast than mines but now everyone knows I have small breasts!!!
Super Embaressed Dark Saiyan Mode!! You going to jail now uppercut!!
Super Embarrassed Dark Saiyan Mode!! You going to jail now uppercut!!
Nothing like hanging with your bros.
Nothing like hanging with your bros.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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