Naruto Release the Kraken Shippuuden 362 Review

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Finally! We have reached the main arc. This episode started off with a huge bang! From time I see Naruto scraping it up with Madara I knew fluff time is done. So what really went down and also the many surprises that await us Naruto fans!

Crap. I am so screwed right now...
Crap. I am so screwed right now…

Madara ain’t got time for nonsense. This man going straight for the Nine and Eight tails. I done see how he moving. He isn’t your average everyday villain. He ain’t talking his plans. He although like to play the fool from time to time. While fighting Naruto he said he was holding back a little. Now this man getting on rude like Solange pimp slapping Jay-Z. Naruto ain’t no push over though. What he lacks in experience he more than make up for it with pure guts. This man ain’t showing no sign of slowing down. Even though You can see the tiredness in Kakashi eye.

Look we already seen this flash back mehson. Y'all ain't got to keep reminding us...dread
Look we already seen this flash back mehson. Y’all ain’t got to keep reminding us…dread

Look if I have to see the flashback of the Nine tails destroying the hidden leaf village one more time so help me God…..hmph I can’t take another month of fluff. Kakashi with one eye open keep asking Obito why. I mean dude he done start the war. He done kill all who was in his way. You really think this man got time to sit down with you and explain why. Everytime they did a flashback my heart skipped two beats. I was like look I done see all of that I don’t need to see it again. Just fight the man Kakashi. Wha you waiting on. Then when you check it out Kakashi taking licks like a pussy. Naruto and all had to jump in for this man. Look this man pick a fine time to regret all kinds of stuff. The apocalypse is upon them. He stressing about a friend he thought was dead. If that was me I would of killed him myself. Then be like stay dead this time. Wha you feel like . Buh you starting big war and ting.

Knee to your face fool!!!
Knee to your face fool!!!
Playing Tic Tac Toe on your chest! How you like me now!
Playing Tic Tac Toe on your chest! How you like me now!

Watching Kakashi eating licks was painful. Thank God Kurama aka Nine Tails had a plan. Real talk Kurama is an excellent leader and strategist. He figured out a way to hit Obito and at the same time keep Kakashi safe from harm. Although Naruto was clueless about the plan. The look on his face was pure comedy. So like any saturday morning cartoon Kakashi got his second wind and started wailing on Obito. Man was tickling his balls in the matrix. Yeah I call that place the matrix. Kakashi finally got his head in the game. After being beat up like a punk. Sigh..

Yo Naruto Switch with your boy. I got a plan...
Yo Naruto Switch with your boy. I got a plan…
Well Well! Look Chubble now!
Well Well! Look Chubble now!
Leh we go!!
Leh we go!!
Yeah...That's right. Suck me in...
Yeah…That’s right. Suck me in…
Kurama. Seriously.
Kurama. Seriously.
Yeah that's right! I all up in yo tank now. From this angle it look like Kakashi playing with his balls. hehehehe
Yeah that’s right! I all up in yo tank now. From this angle it look like Kakashi playing with his balls. hehehehe

Madara suspiciously stopped fighting after Guy hit him with the Hirudora. Guy ain’t no toy mehson. This man had look tired coughing up blood and still could pull off a big man move like that. So after Madara was repelled and the Eight and Nine tails was free from the Wooden Dragon they set their sights on the ten tails. Like a school girl I started to squeal with excitement. Two Tail bombs pointing right at the ten tail husk. Ultimate destruction for the defenseless ten tails.

Guy is a BEAST!!!
Guy is a BEAST!!!
Two Tailed Bomb. Yes Please!
Two Tailed Bomb. Yes Please!

Well my squealing turned into a gasp. Ten Tails is one ugly MoFo. That is why Madara on the side chilling. He wasn’t taken out he was just chilling. This man a real clown. Why would he need the ten tails. He alone is enough to take out all who oppose him. Unless there is a weakness to being a zombie. Will probably find that out sooner or later. There is still Sasuke and Orochimaru aka Vybes Cartel cousin. So finally we getting some real action from Naruto once again. Ramen Thursdays is back baby!! Till the next episode stay frosty!!

Just here chilling. LIKE A BOSS!!
Just here chilling. LIKE A BOSS!!
Boy that ting ugly sah...
Boy that ting ugly sah…

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